Re: [Stefan Nyström]

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In case you were wondering, there are no guarantees whatsoever. But just to be on the safe side, all these warnings are valid where applicable:
  • This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  • Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • Void where prohibited.
  • Some assembly required.
  • List each check separately by bank number.
  • Batteries not included.
  • Contents may settle during shipment.
  • Use only as directed.
  • No other warranty expressed or implied.
  • Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
  • Postage will be paid by addressee.
  • Subject to CAB approval.
  • This is not an offer to sell securities.
  • Apply only to affected area.
  • May be too intense for some viewers.
  • Do not stamp.
  • Use other side for additional listings.
  • For recreational use only.
  • Do not disturb.
  • All models over 18 years of age.
  • If condition persists, consult your physician.
  • No user-serviceable parts inside.
  • Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
  • Subject to change without notice.
  • Times approximate.
  • Simulated picture.
  • No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
  • Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
  • Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
  • For off-road use only.
  • As seen on TV.
  • One size fits all.
  • Many suitcases look alike.
  • Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
  • Colors may, in time, fade.
  • We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
  • Slippery when wet.
  • For office use only.
  • Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
  • Drop in any mailbox.
  • Edited for television.
  • Keep cool; process promptly.
  • Post office will not deliver without postage.
  • List was current at time of printing.
  • Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
  • Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
  • At participating locations only.
  • Not the Beatles.
  • Penalty for private use.
  • See label for sequence.
  • Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
  • Do not write below this line.
  • Falling rock.
  • Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
  • Nap was here.
  • Your canceled check is your receipt.
  • Add toner.
  • Place stamp here.
  • Avoid contact with skin.
  • Sanitized for your protection.
  • Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
  • Sign here without admitting guilt.
  • Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
  • Employees and their families are not eligible.
  • Beware of dog.
  • Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
  • Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
  • You must be present to win.
  • No passes accepted for this engagement.
  • No purchase necessary.
  • Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
  • Shading within a garment may occur.
  • Use only in a well-ventilated are.
  • Keep away from fire or flames.
  • Replace with same type.
  • Approved for veterans.
  • Booths for two or more.
  • Check here if tax deductible.
  • Some equipment shown is optional.
  • Price does not include taxes.
  • No Canadian coins.
  • Not recommended for children.
  • Prerecorded for this time zone.
  • Reproduction strictly prohibited.
  • No solicitors.
  • No alcohol, dogs or horses.
  • No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
  • Restaurant package, not for resale.
  • List at least two alternate dates.
  • First pull up, then pull down.
  • Call toll free number before digging.
  • Driver does not carry cash.
  • Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
  • Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
  • Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
  • Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
  • Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
  • No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
  • Package sold by weight, not volume.
  • Your mileage may vary.

This supersedes all previous notices.


From: mike.w.miller@nd.edu Wednesday, 27-Apr-94 13:06:37 MET DST

email adress 2017-06-09 17:49.