In case you were wondering, there are no guarantees whatsoever. But just to
be on the safe side, all these warnings are valid where applicable:
- This product is meant for educational purposes only.
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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Void where prohibited.
- Some assembly required.
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List each check separately by bank number.
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Batteries not included.
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Contents may settle during shipment.
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Use only as directed.
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No other warranty expressed or implied.
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Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
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Postage will be paid by addressee.
- Subject to CAB approval.
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This is not an offer to sell securities.
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Apply only to affected area.
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May be too intense for some viewers.
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Do not stamp.
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Use other side for additional listings.
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For recreational use only.
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Do not disturb.
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All models over 18 years of age.
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If condition persists, consult your physician.
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No user-serviceable parts inside.
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Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
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Subject to change without notice.
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Times approximate.
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Simulated picture.
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No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
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Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
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Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
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For off-road use only.
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As seen on TV.
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One size fits all.
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Many suitcases look alike.
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Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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Colors may, in time, fade.
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We have sent the
forms which seem right for you.
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Slippery when wet.
- For office use only.
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Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
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Drop in any mailbox.
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Edited for television.
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Keep cool; process promptly.
- Post office will not deliver without postage.
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List was current at time of printing.
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Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
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Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or
consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
- At participating locations only.
- Not the Beatles.
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Penalty for private use.
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See label for sequence.
- Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
- Do not write below this line.
- Falling rock.
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Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
- Nap was here.
- Your canceled check is your receipt.
- Add toner.
- Place stamp here.
- Avoid contact
with skin.
- Sanitized for your protection.
- Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
- Sign here without admitting guilt.
- Slightly higher
west of the Mississippi.
- Employees and their families are not eligible.
- Beware of dog.
- Contestants have been briefed on some
questions before the show.
- Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
- You must be present to win.
- No passes
accepted for this engagement.
- No purchase necessary.
- Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
- Shading within a
garment may occur.
- Use only in a well-ventilated are.
- Keep away from fire or flames.
- Replace with same type.
- Approved for
veterans.
- Booths for two or more.
- Check here if tax deductible.
- Some equipment shown is optional.
- Price does not include taxes.
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No Canadian coins.
- Not recommended for children.
- Prerecorded for this time zone.
- Reproduction strictly prohibited.
- No
solicitors.
- No alcohol, dogs or horses.
- No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
- Restaurant package, not for resale.
- List at least
two alternate dates.
- First pull up, then pull down.
- Call toll free number before digging.
- Driver does not carry cash.
- Some of the
trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
- Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
- Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
- Do not fold, spindle or
mutilate.
- No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
- Package sold by weight, not volume.
- Your mileage may vary.
This supersedes all previous notices.
From: mike.w.miller@nd.edu Wednesday, 27-Apr-94 13:06:37 MET DST
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